Our game is OUT!

After a long journey of designing, polishing, and laughing way too hard at our own jokes, the first version of our game is finally out!

You can now dive into a post-apocalyptic fairy tale, filled with:

• 30 chaotic levels
• 38 cards that grant unique abilities
• and one VERY patient boss, who’s been waiting just for YOU

This is our love letter to weird mechanics, cursed lore, and the joy of collecting things you don’t quite understand.

We're IMMENSELY grateful to everyone who followed our progress.

This is just the beginning: updates, polishing, and new content are on the way.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let us know what you think, what you loved and what you think could be improved.

Play now, and meet Nora, Frank, and the world they are stuck in!