Tirade

An idle clicker about playing 16 chess games at once. Can you play chess? Doesn't matter here.

The ultimate chess LARP(ing)

Step into the shoes of a grandmaster who has already won it all and is now kicking back, upgrading chess boards and collecting trading cards. No need to think through every move, no need to plan a strategy. Just. Upgrade. Chess.

1965 real games!

Every board replays a real game that actually happened at some point. You could probably learn something from it, but we just enjoy watching chess history unfold.

40 awesome cards!

Sure, watching chess play itself is fun, but upgrading it with awesome collectible cards is way more fun!

Upgrade your upgraded upgrades

Merge the cards you get, then perform a blood ritual to level up the new card. Then feed the leftover cards to the shredder and upgrade your upgraded card. MORE UPGRADES!

Key features

• You don't need to know how to play chess
• If you do know how to play chess, you don't have to play it here
• If you want to learn chess, now's your chance (we can't play either)
• 40 awesome artifact cards to power up your game
• 780 possible artifact combinations